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Read Ebook: Old Jabe's Marital Experiments 1908 by Page Thomas Nelson
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"And your wife has been gone--how long! Two days!"
"Well, mist'is, she 's gone fer good, ain't she!" demanded Jabez. "She can't be no mo' gone!"
"You are a wicked, hardened old sinner!" declared the old lady, vehemently.
"Nor, I ain't, mist'is; I clar' I ain't," protested Jabez, with unruffled front.
"You treat your wives dreadfully."
"Nor, I don't, mist'is. You ax 'em ef I does. Ef I did, dee would n' be so many of 'em anxious t' git me. Now, would dee? I can start in an' beat a' one o' dese young bloods aroin' heah, now." He spoke with pride.
"I believe that is so, and I cannot understand it. And before one of them is in her grave you are courting another. It is horrid--an old--Methuselah like you." She paused to take breath, and Jabez availed himself of the pause.
"Dat 's de reason I got t' do things in a kind o' hurry--I ain' no Methuselum. I got no time t' wait."
"Jabez," said Mrs. Meriwether, seriously, "tell me how you manage to fool all these women."
The old man pondered for a moment.
"Well, I declar,' mist'is, I hardly knows how. Dee wants to be fooled. I think it is becuz dee wants t' see what de urrs marry me fer, an' what dee done lef' me. Woman is mighty curi-some folk."
I have often wondered since if this was really the reason.
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