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M. Joseph, own body servant to M. le Duc, in magnificent D'Aumont livery, his cravat a marvel of costly simplicity, his elegant, well-turned calves--encased in fine silk stockings--stretched lazily before him, was sprawling on the brocade-covered divan in the centre of the room.
M. B?n?dict, equally resplendent in a garb of motley that recalled the heraldic colours of the Comte de Stainville, stood before him, not in an attitude of deference of course, but in one of easy friendship; whilst M. Achille--a blaze of scarlet and gold--was holding out an elegant silver snuff-box to M. Joseph, who, without any superfluous motion of his dignified person, condescended to take a pinch.
With arm and elbow held at a graceful angle, M. Joseph paused in the very act of conveying the snuff to his delicate nostrils. He seemed to think that the occasion called for a remark from himself, but evidently nothing very appropriate occurred to him for the moment, so after a few seconds of impressive silence he finally partook of the snuff, and then flicked off the grains of dust from his immaculate azure waistcoat with a lace-edged handkerchief.
"Where does your Marquis get his snuff?" he asked with an easy graciousness of manner.
"We get it direct from London," replied M. Achille sententiously. "I am personally acquainted with Mme. V?ronique, who is cook to Mme. de la Beaume and the sweetheart of Jean Laurent, own body-servant to General de Puisieux. The old General is Chief of Customs at Havre, so you see we pay no duty and get the best of snuff at a ridiculous price."
"Ah! that's lucky for you, my good Eglinton," said M. B?n?dict, with a sigh. "Your Marquis is a good sort, and as he is not personally acquainted with Mme. V?ronique, I doubt not but he pays full price for his snuff."
"One has to live, friend Stainville," quoth Achille solemnly--"and I am not a fool!"
"Exactly so; and with an English milor your life is an easy one, Monsieur."
"Comme-ci! comme-?a!" nodded Achille deprecatingly.
"Le petit Anglais is very rich?" suggested B?n?dict.
"Boundlessly so!" quoth the other, with conscious pride.
Achille's manner immediately changed at this suggestion, made with becoming diffidence; he drew back a few steps as if to emphasize the distance which must of necessity lie between supplicant and patron. He took a pinch of snuff, he blew his nose with stately deliberation--all in order to keep the petitioner waiting on tenterhooks.
Finally he drew up his scarlet and gold shoulders until they almost touched his ears.
"It will be difficult, very, very difficult my good Stainville," he said at last, speaking in measured tones. "You see, Mme. V?ronique is in a very delicate position; she has a great deal of influence of course, and it is not easy to obtain her protection. Still, I will see what I can do, and you can place your petition before her."
"You completely misunderstood me, my dear Stainville," broke in M. Achille, eagerly. "I said that the matter was difficult; I did not say that it was impossible. Mme. V?ronique is beset with petitions, but you may rely on my friendship. I will obtain the necessary introduction for you if you, on the other hand, will bear my nephew's interests in mind."
"Say no more about it, my good Eglinton," said B?n?dict, with easy condescension; "your nephew will get his promotion on the word of a Stainville."
Peace and amity being once more restored between the two friends, M. Joseph thought that he had now remained silent far longer than was compatible with his own importance.
"It is very difficult, of course, in our position," he said pompously, "to do justice to the many demands which are made on our influence and patronage. Take my own case, for instance--my Duke leaves all appointments in my hands. In the morning, whilst I shave him, I have but to mention a name to him in connection with any post under Government that happens to be vacant, and immediately the favoured one, thus named by me, receives attention, nearly always followed by a nomination."
"Hem! hem!" came very discreetly from the lips of M. B?n?dict.
"You said?" queried Joseph, with a slight lifting of the right eyebrow.
"Oh! nothing--nothing! I pray you continue; the matter is vastly entertaining."
"At the present moment," continued M. Joseph, keeping a suspicious eye on the other man, "I am deeply worried by this proposal which comes from the Parliaments of Rennes and Paris."
"A new Ministry of Finance to be formed," quoth M. Achille. "We know all about it."
"Their demands are preposterous, so says my milor. 'Tis a marvel His Majesty has given his consent."
"I have advised my Duke not to listen to the rabble," said Joseph, as he readjusted the set of his cravat. "A Ministry responsible to the Parliaments! Ridiculous, I say!"
"I understand, though," here interposed M. Achille, "that the Parliaments, out of deference for His Majesty are willing that the King himself shall appoint this new Comptroller of Finance."
"The King, my good Eglinton," calmly retorted M. Joseph--"the King will leave this matter to us. You may take it from me that we shall appoint this new Minister, and an extremely pleasant post it will be. Comptroller of Finance! All the taxes to pass through the Minister's hands! Par Dieu! does it not open out a wide field for an ambitious man?"
"Hem! hem!" coughed M. B?n?dict again.
"You seem to be suffering from a cold, sir," said M. Joseph irritably.
"Not in the least," rejoined B?n?dict hastily--"a slight tickling in the throat. You were saying, M. Joseph, that you hoped this new appointment would fall within your sphere of influence."
The next moment a young footman entered, silent and deferential.
"Is any one in the ante-room, Paul?" asked Joseph.
"Yes, M. Joseph."
"How many?"
"About thirty persons."
"Go tell them, then, that M. Joseph is not receiving to-night. He is entertaining a circle of friends. Bring me all written petitions. I shall be visible in my dressing room to those who have a personal introduction at eleven o'clock to-morrow. You may go!"
Silently as he had entered, the young man bowed and withdrew.
M. Joseph wheeled round in his chair and turned to his friends with a look of becoming triumph.
"Thirty persons!" he remarked simply.
"All after this appointment?" queried Achille.
"Their representatives, you see," explained M. Joseph airily. "Oh! my ante-chamber is always full--You understand? I shave my Duke every morning; and every one, it seems to me, is wanting to control the finances of France."
"Time will show," came with cryptic vagueness from the lips of M. Joseph.
"Hem! hem!"
In addition to a slight tickling of the throat, M. B?n?dict seemed to be suffering from an affection of the left eye which caused him to wink with somewhat persistent emphasis:
"This is the third time you have made that remark, Stainville," said Joseph severely.
"I did not remark, my dear D'Aumont," rejoined B?n?dict pleasantly--"that is, I merely said 'Hem! hem!'"
"Even so, I heard you," said Joseph, with some acerbity; "and I would wish to know precisely what you meant when you said 'Hem! hem!' like that."
"I was thinking of Mlle. Lucienne," said B?n?dict, with a sentimental sigh.
"Indeed!"
"Yes! I am one of her sweethearts--the fourth in point of favour. Mlle. Lucienne has your young lady's ear, my good D'Aumont, and we all know that your Duke governs the whole of France exactly as his daughter wishes him to do."
"And you hope through Mlle. Lucienne's influence to obtain the new post of Comptroller for your own Count?" asked M. Joseph, with assumed carelessness, as he drummed a devil's tattoo on the table before him.
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