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I burst into such a delighted yell of laughter that he told me to shut up, or some one might hear us.

"What's the matter with you?" I asked wonderingly. "And what's the matter with all the dogs here? I never saw such a cowed looking set."

"Yes, yes," I interjected hurriedly, "a dear fellow. He doesn't understand dogs probably."

"Understand them--he's a fool. He says it's the citizens first, if every dog has to go. He's muzzled every one of us, even when led on a leash. He wants to make little old New York a dogless city."

"I suppose it's the old rabies scare," I said.

"Sure--that's it. A poor dog loses his master. He runs wild and howls. A crowd chases him, and he foams at the mouth. Then they kill him. Rabies!--rats!"

"Come, come," I said, "we're dogs of course, but let us look at the human point of view. There is such a disease."

"Of course there is, but it's as rare as a summer's day in winter. You've as much chance of being struck by lightning, as of being bit by a mad dog."

"Yet there are people killed by lightning," I said.

He was grumbling on to himself. "The Lord made dogs--Man can't improve 'em. He gave us our mouths free to chew grass and pick a little earth for stomach troubles. You muzzle a dog, and he gets sick and makes his master sick. The fool commissioner hurts the humans more than he helps them."

"But he's trying to wipe out the disease," I said. "There isn't much of it, and if the dogs are muzzled for a few years, it will be stamped out."

"Yes, and we'll have a dozen other worse diseases by that time. A muzzled dog is a menace to his master, I tell you. Let 'em supervise our health in some way. Let the government do as much for us as they do for pigs. Then we wouldn't hear of rabies. The commissioner's a fool--New York's rotten anyway."

I didn't dare to disagree with him, for he probably would have nabbed me. "Well," I said humbly, "I suppose we must let them come first."

"Who come first?" he growled.

"Human beings--we're second."

"That's all right," he assented.

"Now for the sake of human beings," I went on, "who are as closely packed together as they are in New York, there shouldn't be many animals in with them."

"Sure," he said, "I'm with you there. High license to keep dogs down. They're not happy themselves if they're cramped."

"But high license is against the poor man," I said. "He could not afford to keep a dog for his children."

"Let him go without," said the bulldog.

"No, sir, not in these days of equality. How about having public playgrounds in crowded districts, with bird and animal pets, and a house with a caretaker to supervise the play of the children."

"They have such playgrounds now," he said.

"But, they haven't any dogs, and cats and birds."

"All right," he said, "let 'em have 'em, if you can get the dough."

"And furthermore," I continued, "let the city give the superintendence of animals and birds to a person who understands them."

The old dog was pleased now. "That's right," he said, "I'm with you there. Don't boss a job you don't understand."

"From what you say," I went on, "it sounds as if your commissioner was very hygienic, but he has got the bull by the tail instead of by the horns."

The old dog roared with delight. This was something along his own line, and seeing him so good-natured, I was emboldened to say: "You spoke in quite a religious way just now, yet you keep a saloon."

He turned on me quite fiercely. "Do you suppose there's no religion in a saloon? I tell you there's more good-nature and help-your-neighbourliness down here in the Bowery than there is up on Fifth Avenue. What told you to come down here for a free feed, hey?--You, a classy dog."

"But is that religion?" I asked hesitatingly, for I didn't want to ruffle the old fellow and lose my dinner.

"It's the new theology," he said more agreeably. "We don't go to church, and sing hymns, and make roly-poly eyes, but we buck each other up. Why my mister sells the best of the Little Hell Gate Distillery stuff, yet if a fellow has too many drinks in him, he doesn't get another one from us."

"Well," I said easily, "I try to be an up-to-date dog, and the latest theory is that drink takes strength away. First thing I noticed arriving here was the procession of saloons. First thing I noticed in the South was their absence. It had a kind of too-good-to-be-true look."

"I see Russia gets on better without the sale of vodka," said my new friend agreeably. "I guess we'd do just as well on the water-wagon, but you don't want to be too quick in hopping on it. I often think that some of these fellows who come in here so dry and grabbing for their drinks, would be just as well off if they had a lot of good old hot coffee, the kind mother used to make; but you'd have to go slow with 'em, about putting the coffee-pot in the place of the bottle."

"I never can understand," I said, "why men don't like grape-juice, and ginger ale, and beer, and all kinds of nice, cool, sloppy drinks better than fiery stuff, but that's been tried and they hate it."

A cunning gleam came in the old dog's eyes. "Temperance folk don't understand. They make their health places too clean and shiny, and a man in overalls don't want to get in the eye of the public to take his drink and swap yarns with another pair of overalls. I'll tell you what my mister's doing, if you won't let on to the dogs round here. They're a tonguey bunch."

"Certainly not," I replied.

"Good thought," I exclaimed. "I suppose if he'd shut up the old place, and put up a temperance sign at first, the men would have run like deer."

"Sure," said the old dog, "drive folks, and they run from you; coax 'em, and they feed out of your hand."

"Is your master going to make this saloon into a good one?" I asked curiously.

"Mebbe, in time. This gives him his title of saloon-keeper."

"Your master must be a queer man," I said. "I'd like to see him."

"You never saw his match," chuckled the old dog. "He could make money out of the cobble stones."

"Is he rich?" I enquired.

"I should smile."

"Well," I said, "I'm glad to hear he's a semi-philanthropist."

"Say--just spell that word, will you?" said my friend with mock politeness. I spelt it for him, then he said, "Were you ever a preacher's dog?"

"Yes," I said, "and he was a fine fellow."

"Were you ever a saloon-keeper's dog?" he went on with a twinkle in his dark eyes.

"Yes," I said with a laugh, for I rejoiced to see how keen he was.

Before I left the South, I had to associate with coloured dogs for a time, and while they were kindness itself, they were not quick-witted like the white dogs.

"I guess you were an actor's dog too, weren't you?" continued old Gringo, for I had seen his name over his kennel.

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