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POISON!
The thing desired found at last!
SOMETHING RATS WILL EAT, ONCE eaten Death sure. Rats are smart but Rough on Rats beats them. It clears out a building in one application.
ROUGH ON RATS. TRADE MARK.
Rough on Rats sure death to Rats, Mice, Flies, Vermin, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed Bugs, &c.
Made by EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, JERSEY CITY, N. J.
For sale by Druggists and Storekeepers in 15 and 25c. boxes.
LABEL REGISTERED.
Dwelling House Size, 25c.
POISON!
The thing desired found at last!
Rats are smart but Rough on Rats beats them. Clears out a building in one application.
ROUGH ON RATS. TRADE MARK.
SURE DEATH to RATS, MICE, FLIES, Vermin, Ants, Insects, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed Bugs, &c.
Made only by EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, JERSEY CITY, N. J.
For sale by Druggists and Storekeepers in 15 & 25c. boxes.
LABEL REGISTERED.
Price FIRST EDITION. 5 Cents.
THE SEASIDE SIBYL; OR, LEAVES OF DESTINY
A FORTUNE TELLER IN VERSE.
AMERICAN EDITION
COPYRIGHTED APRIL, 1882, BY E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. J.
THE SIBYL'S CURE.
For love--be you sure There is but one cure.
Yourself, then, resign To marry, or pine!
This grave operation Requires consultation.
The Sugar and Spice Will make the cure nice.
The pain in the heart Will quickly depart.
I'd fain say the same Of every pain
That ruffles the temper Or maddens the brain;
That makes the eye dim Or cripples a limb;
That mars all your beauty, And pleasure and duty.
Why this should be so Is a puzzle to know.
If you take my advice, You'll be well in a thrice.
Away with your lotions, And villainous potions--
And, if you have sense, Spend a very few pence
To make your ills fewer With "Wells' Health Renewer."
LEAVES OF DESTINY.
DIRECTIONS FOR CONSULTING THE SIBYL:--Draw for a number from slips numbered from 1 to 100, and see corresponding number in Leaves of Destiny.
A man in Chester county, Pa., has paid 5 and costs of prosecution for thrashing a lawyer in his office, but he says the amusement was worth every cent of it.
A malicious story is afloat to the effect that a Meriden girl went back on her lover because he was so bow-legged she could not sit on his lap.
Emma Abbott carries a dagger on the stage that is worth ,500. This dagger on the stage is exceeded only by the lie off the stage.
It is said that figures won't lie; but the figures of some women are very deceptive, to say the least.
When a man dies suddenly "without the aid of a physician," as an Irishman once said, the coroner must be called in. If a man dies regularly after being treated by a doctor, everybody knows why he died, and the coroner's inquest is not necessary.
We have just received a sample copy of a new song, entitled "Put your arms around me, dear." Any lady who desires to try it, can do so by calling at our office after business hours--we mean the song.
"Union is not always strength," as Sir Charles Napier said, when he saw the purser mixing his rum and water.
LADIES, IT'S JUST LOVELY.
Send 10 Cents to E. S. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J., and receive by return mail a beautiful "ROUGH ON RATS" IRON HOLDER. It's splendid.
Also, 15 Cents for a New Chromo, in seven colors, 13 x 21 inches, elegant for any room or office, entitled "HOUSEHOLD TROUBLES." Best thing out.
And 10 Cents for a set of large size SCRAP BOOK CARDS in colors; amusing, instructive, beautiful.
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