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AMES' SERIES OF STANDARD AND MINOR DRAMA, No. 309.

Santa Claus' Daughter.

PRICE 15 CENTS.

CLYDE, OHIO: AMES' PUBLISHING CO.

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Our Hopeful Son, Farce. Locked in a Dress-maker's Room, Farce. Jacob Shlaff's Mistake, Farce.

The Irish Squire of Squash Ridge, Farce. Hallabahoola, The Medicine Man, Farce. The Three Hats, Farce-Comedy.

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Ames' Edition of Plays.

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TEMPERANCE PLAYS. 73 At Last 7 1 75 Adrift 5 4 187 Aunt Dinah's Pledge 6 3 254 Dot: the Miner's Daughter 9 5 202 Drunkard 13 5 185 Drunkard's Warning 6 3 189 Drunkard's Doom 15 5 181 Fifteen Years of a Drunkard's Life 13 4 183 Fruits of the Wine Cup 6 3 104 Lost 6 2 146 Our Awful Aunt 4 4 53 Out in the Streets 6 4 51 Rescued 5 3 59 Saved 2 3 102 Turn of the Tide 7 4 63 Three Glasses a Day 4 2 62 Ten Nights in a Bar-Room 7 3 58 Wrecked 9 3

COMEDIES. 168 A Pleasure Trip 7 3 136 A Legal Holiday 5 3 124 An Afflicted Family 7 5 257 Caught in the Act 7 3 248 Captured 6 4 178 Caste 5 3 176 Factory Girl 6 3 207 Heroic Dutchman of '76 8 3 199 Home 4 3 174 Love's Labor Not Lost 3 3 158 Mr. Hudson's Tiger Hunt 1 1 149 New Years in N. Y. 7 6 37 Not So Bad After All 6 5

SANTA CLAUS' DAUGHTER.

A MUSICAL CHRISTMAS BURLESQUE

IN TWO ACTS,

BY EVERETT ELLIOTT AND F. W. HARDCASTLE.

CLYDE, OHIO: AMES' PUBLISHING CO.

GUSSIE DESMYTHE.--First dress, smoking jacket, light pantaloons, slippers. Second dress, dark morning suit.

DENNIS O'ROURKE.--First dress, battered plug hat, red wig, linen duster, gaiters, worn-out shoes. Second dress, full-dress suit, ancient cut, striped shirt, exaggerated jewelry.

FOOTMAN AND COACHMAN.--Eccentric and exaggerated livery.

MRS. SANTA CLAUS.--Modern dress.

KITTY CLAUS.--Modern dress.

QUEEN OF SNOW-FAIRIES.--White dress, spangles, crown and wand.

SNOW-FAIRIES.--Same as Queen, except that they wear no crowns.

FOUR HOLIDAYS.--Costumes and colors suggesting days represented.

ERIN.--White and green dress, trimmed in gold, wreath.

Large book and quill pen for Gussie; carpet bag and cane for O'Rourke; sleigh bells. Also quizzing glass for Gussie.

SYNOPSIS OF EVENTS.

R., means Right; L., Left; R. H., Right Hand; L. H., Left Hand;

C., Centre; S. E., Second Entrance; U. E., Upper Entrance;

M. D., Middle Door; F., the Flat; D. F., Door in Flat;

R. C., Right of Centre; L. C., Left of Centre.

R. R. C. C. L. C. L. ? The reader is supposed to be upon the stage facing the audience.

Santa Claus' Daughter.

We are fairies of the snow, And every where we go We make the hearts of children glad and gay; From their window seats so warm, They look out upon the storm And dream of future childish sports and play.

On earth's cold and frozen face Each white snow-flake takes its place, All unite a cosy mantle thus to form, Universal mother keep, Covered during winter's sleep 'Till spring-time's sun shines forth again so warm.

Yes, your majesty, it will be ready in fifteen minutes.

Gussie, sir, Gussie.

Dead!

Oh! papa, let's move!

A MODEL MAN.

It is, my friends, quite difficulty to find a fault in me, I have in some queer way escaped total depravity. Though in unbroken line I trace descent from mother Eve, There is no sin in my make-up; I'm perfect, I believe.

Our brightest plans in this vain world are apt to go amiss, But keep your temper; don't destroy your hopes of future bliss; Don't scold your wife, don't kick your dog, let me your model be; I scold my wife? Not for my life! She'd surely wallop me.

Another thing:--Avoid conceit; quit blowing your own horn, But be like me, as modest as the blush of early morn, And when we've reached the end of life, with pride we look back Upon the wide swath we have cut, a broad and shining track.

Caught out on a foul! How am I to get out of this predicament? I have given my word and I would rather break a dollar bill than break my word. Ah, I have it! I will bring her a man, but oh, such a man! I will bring her a boodler, a fee-grabber, a Farmer's Alliance advocate, ha! ha! ha! She will be disgusted with the whole race and I will save my honor and my child. Daughter, you shall have your man.

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