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Ebook has 1020 lines and 7430 words, and 21 pages
SLIM
Pretty soft, I'll tell de woild!
BILL
'Tain't fair! 'Tain't! Here we got eight young 'uns at home, an' I promised 'em a tree fer Christmas, an' dey ain't got nuttin': not even a geranium! Gee, wouldn't dey love dis!
SLIM
Are yuh gettin' mushy?
BILL
SLIM
W'at?
BILL
I gotta sneeze.
SLIM
Sneeze, an' I'll moider yuh!
Now!... Now!... Now!...
BILL
A-choo!
Nobody hoid me.
SLIM
Dey t'ought it was just blastin' in de subway!
BILL
Wouldn't be surprised if dey did. Sounded like it.
SLIM
Now keep yer eyes open!
Dere!
BILL
Yer sure it ain't gonna hoit de kid, Slim?
SLIM
Leave it to me!
BILL
Maybe he won't eat it.
SLIM
W'at kid won't eat candy?
BILL
Dis one's a millionaire kid.
SLIM
He's a kid just de same, ain't he? He'll eat one--maybe two. W'at's de diff? One'll do de trick fine an' dandy. It won't hoit him none--
BILL
How do yuh know?
SLIM
Knock-out drops, dat's all dere's in 'em. He'll go off to sleep just as nice an' easy--
BILL
W'at good's dat gonna do us? De rest of 'em ain't gonna go to sleep, an' dere's a noice, an' dere's a guard dat watches him every minute, an' dere's--
SLIM
Dey'll all holler fer help--see? Dey'll run fer a doctor. Dey'll leave him right here, alone, an' dead to de woild, an' den we lift him outa de winder, wit'out nobody to stop us.
We'll get a million--a cool million--outa his dad before we give him back.
BILL
Do yuh t'ink he'll pay it?
SLIM
He'll pay it if he expec's to lay eyes on dat kid again.
BILL
Slim, yuh wouldn't hoit de kid?
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