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JILTED!

OR,

MY UNCLE'S SCHEME.

MY UNCLE'S SCHEME.

"What's the use of snivelling, And worrying and drivelling? Sure you might give over now, And get another lover."

It was manifestly her resolution to charm out of my memory the very false impression of her character she had sought to establish. The sense that my heart belonged to another made her feel perfectly easy with me. She would speak her mind on a great variety of subjects; sentimental arguments were frequent; we could talk of love in an "aibstract sense" like Sidney Smith's Scotch young lady; reason on the emotions, and puzzle each other with metaphysics. We were both perfectly honest and knew no danger. Moreover we were cousins, and everybody knows the nature of cousins' rights.

Now I may as well confess--being of opinion that a man ought always to seize the earliest opportunity to tell the truth--that, like most young men of four-and-twenty, I was large-hearted: by which I mean, there beat in my bosom an organ sufficiently elastic to include several objects at once. I have pretty well established my claims to inflammability by my brief reference to Pauline and by the very headlong way in which I had fallen in love with Conny. I am well aware that among a certain order of novelists and novel readers, a hero is thought a very contemptible poor creature if he does not remain undeviatingly true to his first love through forty or fifty chapters of close print; although during his journey through these chapters, he may have to encounter several fascinating and seductive young persons, who exert all the arts they have acquired by a long apprenticeship to the science of love-making, to divert him from the straight path that leads him to the altar, where, robed in the shining nuptial raiment, stands the Only and the True.

If this were an idle work of fiction, instead of a solid and trustworthy narrative of facts, I should, no doubt, pursue the established system, and save the printers a very great deal of labour by enabling them to use some of their stereotypes. But I carry my ink-bottle in my bosom; and into it I dip my pen, whilst memory hoarsely dictates and judgment scowlingly corrects.

Now, do I represent a species, or am I a unique? When I tell you that though I remained fondly attached to Conny through a large number of those days darkened by her barbarous neglect, I could still find a very great pleasure in riding with Theresa, talking to her, listening to her singing, and saying pretty things with a tolerably significant face, will you pronounce me an impossibility, or allow that I acted as a great number of young men have acted, are acting, and will for ever act?

Come, drop that stone. You know I'm a species. Every woman knows I am a species. No need to quote bacchanalian lyrics, to mangle Moore, or steal from Morris, to prove that a man may be fond of one and flirt with many. But since the testimonies of the great are always valuable, hear musical Prior sing:

"So when I am wearied with wandering all day, To thee, my delight, in the evening I come. No matter what beauties I saw in my way, They were but my visits, but thou art my home!"

Theresa gained upon me every day. Fresh characteristics were for ever cropping up to charm me with new aspects of her nature. She was hearty, genuine, cheerful; piquant with candour, amusing with originality. Moreover, I found my admiration of her fine face and figure increase in proportion as I grew familiar with them. The longer Conny remained silent the more powerful became my regard for her cousin. I pictured that fair-haired girl devoted--to Curling; and jealousy stung me, and turned me to Theresa, and obliged me to think of her.

And how did Theresa treat me? Amiably. Her behaviour admitted no other construction. But of one thing I was sure; had she suspected the very doubtful feelings that made my mind wave to and fro like a Brahmin swinging at a holy festival, she would have chilled me into a very decorous and distant reserve. Pride she had in abundance. It peeped out in all directions. But it did not affect her behaviour to me; simply because she believed me heart and soul devoted to Conny; and attributed any effervescing manner of mine to the most cousinly impulses, and the most laudable anxiety to be thought amiable.

I had been now ten days at my uncle's. He had begged me in his hearty, hospitable manner to stop the fortnight, and I had consented.

However, I should be untruthful to pretend that my resolution to stop a fortnight at Thistlewood was entirely owing to my desire to pique Conny.

It was Conny's fault. Were it the last drop in the well--I mean, were this my last breath, I should say, "Conny was to blame."

I loved her as fondly as any man can love whose passion is fed by the beauty, but not by the promises, of the adored. Is beauty a good foundation for love? Are the Goodwin Sands a good dry dock for a ship? Beauty inspires passion, but will it create sincerity? Something more than that is wanted, I think. No love lasts that is unrequited. No lamp burns long that isn't replenished with oil. There are hundreds of verses among the poets illustrative of this, the best of which I might easily quote if I knew where to find them. Don't say this digression is neither here nor there. It is here and there too. It concerns my sincerity; it vindicates my loyalty.

How the subject came about I don't know, but I remember that Theresa asked me if Conny had ever answered my letter.

"No," I answered quickly, clapping my hand, so to speak, over the nerve-pulp her innocent question had laid bare.

"I suppose she does not think it worth while to write, as she hopes to meet you shortly."

Theresa lifted her eyebrows, and thoughtfully patted her horse's neck.

"I always answer the letters I receive."

"If she loved me she would have replied by return of post."

"Oh, you mustn't rush to severe conclusions. A word will explain everything, no doubt."

"I can imagine no excuse for her silence," I exclaimed sulkily. "Would I have treated her so? Had I received a letter from her, she would have had my answer before the ink upon her pen was dry. I hate to be neglected. People neglect those they despise. She very well knows how a letter would have gratified me, and nothing but an abominable theory of heartlessness," I cried, "can account for her neglect."

It was fortunate for my horse that I wore no spurs, or God knows where I should have driven them to, with the violent plunge I gave with my legs as I spoke.

"All this is rank heresy," said Theresa, laughing, "for which, on your return, you will be judged, sentenced, and executed."

"It is galling truth," I answered; "but if she thinks I care, she is very much mistaken."

"Then let us suppose she cares."

"Neither of us cares. She never liked me. It amused her to hear my nonsense; though, for anything I know, I may barely have saved myself from being repulsive. A woman detests to be made love to by the man she dislikes. Why did she encourage me? A look would have kept me off; a sneer dispersed me. I'm not a burr. I am not one of those adhesive animals whom no hints, no open-mouthed aversion, can dislodge. I am by nature so sensitive, that it is now a miracle to me how I contrived to tell her what feelings I had, before I was sure she was willing to hear them."

"You must make allowances," said Theresa, who seemed greatly amused. "You confessed that Conny wasn't in love with you, and you have therefore no right to expect any favour from her."

"But you'll allow that she might have answered my letter."

Well, she would allow that.

"And you'll allow that there is nothing more mortifying than to write a letter and receive no answer."

Yes; that also could be allowed.

Words failed me.

"Conny will explain when you meet."

"I don't care whether she does or not," I exclaimed. "My love has received a blow--a wound--if it dies the blood is on her head."

"Nonsense!" cried Theresa. "A lover's quarrel."

I felt too indignant to answer. So we jogged on in silence for some minutes, I as insensible to the abounding beauties of the evening, as if I had worn green spectacles.

"I wouldn't feel so vexed," said I presently, "by her not answering my letter, if I were sure that I had no rival. But I can't forget--I never can forget--that there is one Curling, a frizzy-headed youth, cashier in my uncle's bank, who paid her so much attention before I knew her, that her mamma grew frightened, and forbade him the house."

"But you knew of this Mr. Curling before you made love to her?"

"Come, come, Theresa, her conduct is inexcusable. Oughtn't she to have answered my letter? Answer me that."

"I have answered you that once. In my opinion, Charlie, if Conny is not in love with you, she is to be congratulated."

"Eh! how?" I cried.

"Because I don't think you are in love with her," she answered, fixing her bright eyes on me.

"If I am not, whose fault is it?" I said, blushing.

"There is an old French proverb that says we forgive in proportion as we love. I don't find you making enough excuses for Conny to satisfy me that you love her."

The movement of my horse spoilt a rabid peroration.

"I consider Conny treats you exactly as you deserve."

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